I feel like this is self-explanatory. Who thinks a mullet is cute on a guy? Who would like to twirl a braided rat tail while making out with a macho Spaniard?
2. Jean-on-Jean Combo
Oh, now this is a definite HELL NO. I am no fashion guru by any means, but for god's sake, I know that one does not EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVERRRRR wear a jean jacket with jeans. It's deplorable. Even more heinous is the "he-who-must-not-be-named" of the denim world: the combination of two DIFFERENT SHADES OF JEAN! Holy hellll. I have seen way too much of this lately.
I HATE YOU.